Literotica stories! I’m all for raunchy books. Since I realized I will probably die a virgin, I’ve been cruising the internet for masturbation materials, and I find reading erotica a quiet experience as it allows me to visualize the action and paint the picture of the unreal bodies and hot sex. It’s one of the ways I pass my miserable days. I really get a good tug reading a naughty paragraph or two. Or maybe I’m just a creep who finds solace in reading X-rated stuff (in between jacking my cock sore) in the hope that I can somehow get a tip or two on how the likes of ThePornDude are able to get laid by multiple women a week while I’m stuck in my mom’s dark underground garage stroking my willy.

It has actually been a long journey. It all started in junior high school. There was this girl who had a thing for me (or so I thought). One day she had a nasty surprise in store; she dragged me to the farthest corner of the school park and promised that she would give me a kiss if I showed her my cock. I was actually in the process of unzipping my pants when about 20 students showed out of nowhere laughing hysterically. It turns out my so-called crush had invited the whole school to come look at my penis. ‘I can’t believe you actually wanted to do it’ was all she said. Not even an apology. Needless to say, I never recovered from the humiliation.